Don't Blink

the-vashta-nerada:

• i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
• and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
• AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
• WELL FUCK YOU 
• MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
• HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat