so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
what do you mean this didn’t happen
A great example of why you don’t have any idea what is happening in the world around you. I don’t generally blog this stuff but, you Should know Time Magazine is not the only media to do this. .
I HAD NO CLUE THIS WAS HAPPENING AND I AM SO ANGRY
american schools teach about other countries’ propaganda, but look at this shit.
True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.
New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6
Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.
A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.
Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.
It’s a humerus, people.
Hank, we can’t know its name for sure. No one can. This is something we’ll only discover if and when we invent magic machines that can see inside of human bodies, or if parts of human bodies are someday able “survive death” in such a way that it’s possible to examine the bones of a human corpse. Until then, we’ll just have to speculate that it might be a femur.
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"