My mum started laughing when this scene showed and I had to go back because I missed the whole conversation they were having
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
did she fuckin stutter
“I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is right now at this exact moment.”
Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.
it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot
from the show:
srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done
even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?
Just pure sass on Gabriel’s part, ngl.
Doctor who ?
Jon Stewart is the patron saint of snarky gentile-judging Judaism.
yeah I made a saint joke about Judaism don’t think too hard about it
So to get to 51% of the electorate the Republicans are going to have to pull some votes from previously offended demographics.
the greatest part of yesterdays episode. now wheres the womens part?